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Shout Out: The Norwegian Restaurant in Rockford, Illinois

Rockford Scanner™: 4 Juvenilles Detained After Allegedly Fleeing Police & Crashing The Stolen Vehicle Into A Residence in Rockford, Illinois

Rockford Scanner™: Popeyes Was Robbed, RPD Catch The Alleged Suspect

Rockford Scanner™: City Launches Business Growth Program

Rockford Scanner™: Alleged prison escape attempt in Illinois

Rockford PD Release: This Memorial Day, Click It – Don’t Risk It

Rockford Scanner™: Multi-Vehicle Accident in Machesney Park, Avoid The Area For A Bit

Rockford PD and RPS 205 Once Again Choose To Not Warn Parents About The Potential For A Local School Shooting

Which is it, RPD? Shooting, Disorderly, Or Encryption and Lies?

Rockford Scanner Wishes All Mothers, A Happy Mother’s Day!

Rockford Scanner™: Emergency Personnel Are Responding To An Accident on Rockford’s East Side

Rockford Scanner™: You might be in luck, If you still have your solar eclipse glasses

Rockford Scanner™: Accident With Injuries, Near Harrison

Rockford Scanner™: Sources are reporting a bad accident on Rockford’s West Side

Rockford Scanner™: Accident With Alleged Injuries, Near Machesney Park

Rockford Scanner™: Rockford Street Sweeping, Updated Locations and Times

Rockford Scanner™: Update on the Whitman/School st Construction Project

A Portion Of The Bike Path Will Remain Closed, Due To Downed Trees

Rockford Scanner™: A new multi-use path to connect to the Rockford Park District’s Path

Rockford Scanner™: City of Rockford, Warn Commuters of a Traffic Alert on Rockford’s West Side

Rockford Scanner™: Traffic Alert on Rockford’s East Side

Rockford Scanner™: Sources are reporting 2 scenes, Possibly Search Warrant/Busts

Rockford Scanner™: RS Sources are reporting 2 suspicious incidents.

Rockford Scanner™: 2 Vehicle Accident Near the Cherry Valley Area

Rockford Scanner™: Stabbing Victim on Rockford, SW Side

Rockford Scanner™: A Lot of rain, hail and some unconfirmed reports of possible damages. As severe storms roll through our area.

Rockford Scanner™: Another Alleged Dead Body Found, By The Rockford Airport…

TRAFFIC ALERT: Emergency Road Closure

Rockford Scanner™: Shelf Cloud and Small Hail Roll Thru Rockford…

Rockford Scanner™: Accident on I-90, Semi Allegedly Flees The Scene