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Watch the video: Several reports of a large Black cat near the Roscoe area. Officials are calling witnesses, Crazy.

Rockford Scanner™: Accident With Injuries, Near the Downtown Area

Rockford Scanner™: Several Firefighters Battling A Major Fire Scene in Winnebago County

Rockford Scanner™: A line of severe thunderstorms is still expected to move across the area this evening

Rockford Scanner™: You Can’t Outrun a Motorola, Police Catch Another Person That Allegedly Fled From Them in Rockford

Rockford Scanner™: 25 Year Old Shot, While Breaking Up A Fight in Rockford

Rockford Scanner™: Reports Of Possible Injuries At A Residential Fire On Rockford’s East Side

Rockford Scanner™: Alleged Structure Fire At A Rockford’ Restaurant

Rockford Scanner™: Reports of a rollover accident on a local highway, Expect Delays

Rockford Scanner™: Accident With Alleged Injuries, Near Loves Park

Traffic Alert: Serious Accident Reported Near Cherry Valley

Rockford Scanner™: Another Collision On E State st, Why so many accidents on E State st?

State St Demolition Derby Still In Effect: Another Wreck Along E State st

Rockford Scanner™: The City Of Rockford Is Reducing The Wreck-It-Roundabout To One Lane Soon To Conduct A Traffic Study

Rockford Scanner™: Officer Involved Shooting In Beloit Yesterday Leaves One Dead And Another In The Hospital After Being Stabbed

Rockford Scanner™: Automobile Accident With Injuries, Rockford’s West Side

Rockford Scanner™: Accident with Injuries, Rockford’s East Side (Avoid the area for a bit)

Rockford Scanner™: Update on the Rockford Fire Hydrant Flushing

Rockford Scanner™: Gunshots Round-Up, Shots Fired Reported Over The Last 24

Rockford Scanner™: Motorcyclist Collides With A Deer, Motorcyclist Is Injured

Rockford Scanner™: Automobile Accident, With Alleged Multiple Injuries…

Rockford Scanner™: Rockford Firefighters Are Currently Battling A Structure Fire On The West Side

Rockford Scanner™: Sources sent us this video of an alleged burglary suspect.

Rockford Scanner™: Rockford Man and Juvenile Charged with Armed Robbery and More

Rockford Scanner™: Serious Accident Being Reported, Still Developing…

Rockford Scanner™: Accident With Injuries Allegedly Involving A School Bus, on Rockford’s East Side

Rockford Scanner™: Vehicle Hits Another Pedestrian In Rockford, Still Developing….

Rockford Scanner™: A Couple Incidents Being Reported In Rockford

Event: Northern Illinois Rifle And Pistol Club NIRPC; New Member Drive as we have a New Member Orientation Day

Rockford Scanner™: Boone County FD #2 Respond To A Few Accidents